Reply to: CUK stereotype

[MarillionFan]

Adding the rest:

Has a 12" cock - Only when bent in half.
looks like this - N
Feels the need to tell other men about his sexual prowess - Y (See 1)
Added his name to Clarkson for PM petition on government website. - N
Thinks all speed limits and cameras should be scrapped. - Y
Arrogant - Y
Has small tattoo(s) - N
Likes 4" heels - Y
Is a world expert on ANY subject - Y

16.5/21 in Total. 79%.

Looks like it gets worse as more is asked.....

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[MarillionFan]

Profile:


Likes Terry Pratchett - YES
Hates Labour - YES
Likes Pot Noodle -YES (BEEF)
Hates the working class/ chavs / the underclass - PROLES. HATE THEM. YES.
Likes shoot 'em ups games consoles YES
Frequents Games Workshop at the weekend AH. I USED TO BE A SHOP MANAGER FOR THEM BEFORE BEING A CONTRACTOR!
Confuses health and safety legisaltion with political correctness YEP
Denies climate change YEP
Pays for female company HAVE DONE
Reads Daily Mail and The Sun THE SUN
Does not question the policies of the Conservative Party YES
Likes war YES

11.5/12. Sheesh. GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!!!!

[Ardesco]

Likes Terry Pratchett - Y/N (some are crap, some OK)
Hates Labour - Y
Likes Pot Noodle - Y
Hates the working class/ chavs / the underclass - Y/N (the working ones are fine, its the ones that don't that I hate)
Likes shoot 'em ups games consoles - Y/N (Only like PC shhot em ups!!)
Frequents Games Workshop at the weekend - Y/N (Been known to in the past when I was a wee nipper)
Confuses health and safety legisaltion with political correctness - Y
Denies climate change - Y
Pays for female company - N (Unless you count beuing married as paying for it)
Reads Daily Mail and The Sun - N (all papers are crap)
Does not question the policies of the Conservative Party - N
Likes war - N

6/12, 50%

I'm getting there it would seem

Adding the rest:

Has a 12" cock - N
looks like this - N
Feels the need to tell other men about his sexual prowess - N
Added his name to Clarkson for PM petition on government website. - N
Thinks all speed limits and cameras should be scrapped. - Y
Arrogant - N
Has small tattoo(s) - N
Likes 4" heels - Y
Is a world expert on ANY subject - N

Revised figures, 8/21. 38%.

Looks like it gets worse as more is asked.....

[oracleslave]

Likes Terry Pratchett
Hates Labour
Likes Pot Noodle
Hates the working class/ chavs / the underclass
Likes shoot 'em ups games consoles
Frequents Games Workshop at the weekend
Confuses health and safety legisaltion with political correctness
Denies climate change
Pays for female company
Reads Daily Mail and The Sun
Does not question the policies of the Conservative Party
Likes war

No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
Yes
No

[Diver]

Profile:

1. Likes Terry Pratchett
2. Hates Labour
3. Likes Pot Noodle
4. Hates the working class/ chavs / the underclass
5. Likes shoot 'em ups games consoles
6. Frequents Games Workshop at the weekend
7. Confuses health and safety legisaltion with political correctness
8. Denies climate change
9. Pays for female company
10. Reads Daily Mail and The Sun
11. Does not question the policies of the Conservative Party
12. Likes war

Did I miss anything?

1. Yes
2. Yes
3. No
4. No/Yes/?
5. No
6. No
7. No
8. No
9. Never
10. No
11. Ignores them
    
    
12. No

[DS23]

blimey - didn't realise you were so er... flexible sal.

[SallyAnne]

every day?

On average...it depends how hungry I am I guess.

[DS23]

every day?

[SallyAnne]

How often do you on average?

Oh!!!!!!!!!! I get what that meant now

Ahem...yeah every day for me then

[sasguru]

I rarely have Pot Noodles
:

How often do you on average?

[SallyAnne]

I dont think I could be more opposite!!!


I dont know who Terry Pratchett is.
I love Labour
I rarely have Pot Noodles
I am at one with the working class/ chavs / the underclass
I hate games consoles
Never go to Games Workshop at all
<that sentence was to long and boring to read>
I dont care enough about climate change to have an opinion
I am female company
I dont really read
I question the underhand, evil motives of every single policy of the Conservative Party
I prefer love to war.



Oh to be different....

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Counts the minutes on the bog, and is pleased with the amount of cash they can bill for this.
.

This one's definitely my favourite.

Yep, me too.

[DiscoStu]

Counts the minutes on the bog, and is pleased with the amount of cash they can bill for this.

This one's definitely my favourite.

[realityhack]

What........no Metallica T-shirt?

Metallica T-shirt - N

7/22, 32%

Still, a better fit than the rest.

What about:

Despairs that the average IQ of the nation is sub-100.
Can instantly name 5 politicians you'd happily stab in the face.
Would vote Tory.
Is a Star Trek fan.
Really identifies with the Dilbert comic strip.
Thinks the average user hasn't finished evolving from putrid, soggy moss.
Regularly has to explain concepts as simple as attaching a document to an email to users, whilst secretly wanting to kill them.
Counts the minutes on the bog, and is pleased with the amount of cash they can bill for this.


That brings me to 50%.

[shaunbhoy]

What........no Metallica T-shirt?