CUK stereotype

[wobbegong]

Likes Terry Pratchett - No
Hates Labour - Yes
Likes Pot Noodle - No
Hates the working class (No)/ chavs (YES)/ the underclass (No)
Likes shoot 'em ups games consoles - Yes
Frequents Games Workshop at the weekend - No
Confuses health and safety legisaltion with political correctness - No
Denies climate change - No
Pays for female company - No
Reads Daily Mail and The Sun - No
Does not question the policies of the Conservative Party - No
Likes war - No

2.3/12: 19%

Has a 12" cock - No
looks like this - No
Feels the need to tell other men about his sexual prowess - No
Added his name to Clarkson for PM petition on government website. - No
Thinks all speed limits and cameras should be scrapped. - No
Arrogant - No
Has small tattoo(s) - No
Likes 4" heels - (on ladies - yes, on me - no)
Is a world expert on ANY subject - No

Revised figures, 2.8/21. 13%

[DiscoStu]

My turn...

Likes Terry Pratchett - No
Hates Labour - Yes
Likes Pot Noodle - No
Hates the working class/ chavs / the underclass - Yes
Likes shoot 'em ups games consoles - Yes
Frequents Games Workshop at the weekend - No
Confuses health and safety legisaltion with political correctness - No
Denies climate change - No
Pays for female company - Don't we all in one way or another...
Reads Daily Mail and The Sun - No
Does not question the policies of the Conservative Party - No
Likes war - Only in films
Has a 12" cock - No, but I've been thinking about getting a reduction
looks like this - No
Feels the need to tell other men about his sexual prowess - No
Added his name to Clarkson for PM petition on government website. - Yes
Thinks all speed limits and cameras should be scrapped. - No
Arrogant - No
Has small tattoo(s) - No
Likes 4" heels - Yes
Is a world expert on ANY subject - No

5/21. 24%


Oh dear, I'm not a very good fit

[shaunbhoy]

What........no Metallica T-shirt?

[realityhack]

What........no Metallica T-shirt?

Metallica T-shirt - N

7/22, 32%

Still, a better fit than the rest.

What about:

Despairs that the average IQ of the nation is sub-100.
Can instantly name 5 politicians you'd happily stab in the face.
Would vote Tory.
Is a Star Trek fan.
Really identifies with the Dilbert comic strip.
Thinks the average user hasn't finished evolving from putrid, soggy moss.
Regularly has to explain concepts as simple as attaching a document to an email to users, whilst secretly wanting to kill them.
Counts the minutes on the bog, and is pleased with the amount of cash they can bill for this.


That brings me to 50%.

[DiscoStu]

Counts the minutes on the bog, and is pleased with the amount of cash they can bill for this.

This one's definitely my favourite.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Counts the minutes on the bog, and is pleased with the amount of cash they can bill for this.
.

This one's definitely my favourite.

Yep, me too.

[SallyAnne]

I dont think I could be more opposite!!!


I dont know who Terry Pratchett is.
I love Labour
I rarely have Pot Noodles
I am at one with the working class/ chavs / the underclass
I hate games consoles
Never go to Games Workshop at all
<that sentence was to long and boring to read>
I dont care enough about climate change to have an opinion
I am female company
I dont really read
I question the underhand, evil motives of every single policy of the Conservative Party
I prefer love to war.



Oh to be different....

[sasguru]

I rarely have Pot Noodles
:

How often do you on average?

[SallyAnne]

How often do you on average?

Oh!!!!!!!!!! I get what that meant now

Ahem...yeah every day for me then

[DS23]

every day?