Happy Eid everyone

[AZZIK]

Happy Jewish New Year.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...e-holiday.html

...and your point?

[SandyDown]

"Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.
"Yes,"said Piglet, "Rabit's clever."
"And he has Brain."
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brain."
There was a long silence.
"I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never understands anything."

"When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last, "what's the first thing you say to yourself?"
"What's for breakfast? said Pooh. "What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?" said Piglet.
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

"What's that?" the Unbeliever asked.
"Wisdom from the Western Taoist,"I said.
"It sounds like something from Winnie-the-Pooh ," he said.
"It is," I said.
"That's not about Taoism," he said.
"Oh, yes it is," I said."

"Lots of people talk to animals," said Pooh.
"Not that many listen though."
"That's the problem."

" Not like Pooh, the most effortless Bear we've ever seen."
"Just How do you do it, Pooh?"
"Do What?" asked Pooh.
"Become so Effortless."
"I don't do much of anything," he said.
"But all those things of yours get done."
"They just sort of happen," he said"

[BrilloPad]

Ramadan is finished and today is first day of Eid - happy Eid..

Excellent - are the drinks on you then?

[bogeyman]

You see, there's History at play here...
Blanc trained Marco Pierre White.
White left his employ and set-up on his own.
White employs Gordon Ramsay.
Ramsay left his employ and set-up on his own.
Ramsay gets famous on the telly, mainly for swearing and being media savvy.
White has about 15 heart attacks owing to apoplectic rage and then gets on the telly.
Blanc can't believe what's happening: his protégé & his protégé's protégé are more famous and earning more than he is! The f--ks!
Blanc goes on telly, but wards off the charge of wannabe by sporting a bowtie.
Kitchens suffer.

The End.

Top post old boy

How fine dining was destroyed by nepotism, in 100 words.

[SandyDown]

Excellent - are the drinks on you then?

sure - all non-alcoholic though, natural wonderful nutritious fruit and veg cocktails
and will make some home made Baklava plus other treats

[NotAllThere]

...and your point?

The Eid and the Jewish New Year coincide this year. Isn't that nice.

btw, SD, what the blazes was that about pooh? Ah, ok. "The Tao of Pooh". Not read it myself. Prefer "Now we are six".

[realityhack]

...and your point?

His point, like mine, is that it's a great day for peace!
What a wonderful day - celebrating Eid on the anniversary of the 'Peace For Our Time' speech! Nothing bad can happen. Embrace world culture.

[Moscow Mule]

...and your point?

We're a happy, inclusive BB here. If you subscribe to a certain religion, feel free to post your good wishes to every other **** who doesn't GIS.

[ace00]

The Eid and the Jewish New Year coincide this year. Isn't that nice.

Zionist conspiracy.

[Moscow Mule]

sure - all non-alcoholic though, natural wonderful nutritious fruit and veg cocktails
and will make some home made Baklava plus other treats

So I take it this night at the opera was before your conversion?