The CUK Jackanory thread...feel free to contribute

[Diver]

who was happy and liked gin, decided he would rather...

screw the little people by ripping off their pensions and............

[Solent]

and messing with their 'Wads' until spotted with a ...

[Paddy]

and messing with their 'Wads' until spotted with a ...

near blind train enthusiast. In a rather geeky voice he described what he believed was going on with Gordon “ That’s interesting…

[Diver]

...said Noddy. Big ears said "I'd rather poke my eye out with a pointy stick, than listen to that fat tit" Noddy agreed, and they both walked off towards.................

[Solent]

The nearest Brothel... I could do wonderful things do these women with my big ears and with your (Noddies) small bonnet until they found out I had a ...

[Paddy]

The nearest Brothel... I could do wonderful things do these women with my big ears and with your (Noddies) small bonnet until they found out I had a ...

n empty wallet. Will they accept Argos vouchers or shall I …

[Solent]

Ask if they take plastic or do they prefer the proper thing, but mine has got a bit squashed after...

[Paddy]

Ask if they take plastic or do they prefer the proper thing, but mine has got a bit squashed after...

getting a cheap thrill with a mangle. Perhaps it will fit a Chinese better..

[Solent]

Suddenly PC Plod appeared brandishing his big helmet. I have come to save the day, Chinese sounds nice, 69, dinner for two, big ears you can **** off, battered duck sounds good but they had ran out of ....

[Diver]

Suddenly PC Plod appeared brandishing his big helmet. I have come to save the day, Chinese sounds nice, 69, dinner for two, big ears you can flip off, battered duck sounds good but they had ran out of ....

Rice, so Anneka Rice was flown in by helicopter and 69 was back on the menu.
big ears and Noddy flipped off together in Noddy's car, but as they stopped at the first set of traffic lights, there was an almighty crash..................