I am socially inept...

[Diver]

I think it's a polite codeword for a Silver Butt Plug(tm)

http://mydeco.com/product/progrip-2-...47b50687618bf/

HTH


Looks more like a masher to me?

[zeitghost]

http://mydeco.com/product/progrip-2-...47b50687618bf/

HTH


Looks more like a masher to me?

Spoilsport...

Maybe it's dual function?

All sorts of strange things seem to have dual functions on Y*uP**n...

[Xenophon]

All sorts of strange things seem to have dual functions on Y*uP**n...

I wouldn't know.

Ahem...

[Sockpuppet]

You're not socially inept, SP.

As is clear from the responses, you really ought to show up with something!

Ah, ok. I'll turn up with something.

I can't even believe you are asking this question

Yes you buy a present..... sheesh

Not my fault I'm youthful in years and my mates havent started to get married yet. When I've been to enough weddings to know the rules I'll get back to you. As this is my second (the other was 6 years ago ) then I'm justified in not knowing what the hell goes on.

[zeitghost]

I haven't been to a wedding in nearly 30 years

[zeitghost]

I haven't been to a wedding in nearly 30 years

Aaaaaaaaaargh!

Yes I have.

It was 18 years ago...

[Diver]

I love weddings

There's always cake

[snaw]

I love weddings

There's always cake

Fatty.

[NotAllThere]

If the couple getting married are permies, they'll obviously be very very poor, and have no taste. Get them something they'll really appreciate, like £500 worth of gift vouchers for Ikea. Tell them it's just a small token, as you don't really know them.

If she's preggers, then £500 of Mothercare vouchers.

If one or the other of them is a contractor, then the spoon is probably best. £500 vouchers would make you look like a right stingy git.

[Xenophon]

If the couple getting married are permies, they'll obviously be very very poor, and have no taste. Get them something they'll really appreciate, like £500 worth of gift vouchers for Ikea. Tell them it's just a small token, as you don't really know them.

If she's preggers, then £500 of Mothercare vouchers.

If one or the other of them is a contractor, then the spoon is probably best. £500 vouchers would make you look like a right stingy git.

NotAllThere aka Mr £500!