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The Art of the Banana Programmer
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SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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"I wonder if you gave monkeys more bananas it would make them into .net programmers?"
Not always. Some code monkeys may strive to keep the banana flow up by moving into .net. Others will see that a fairly good banana stream can be obtained by becoming a PM monkey, a management monkey or even a consultant monkey.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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Originally posted by TonyEnglishOthers will see that a fairly good banana stream can be obtained by becoming a PM monkey, a management monkey or even a consultant monkey.Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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oh no......your on the slippery banana skin slope to being a code monkey then!SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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cool site - almost hiring one for the fun!SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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