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The Art of the Banana Programmer

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    The Art of the Banana Programmer

    I have often wondered how other lower forms of life actually think. Take the primates for example, do they live from one banana to the next ? Are their urges fully realised by a quick sh*g, a house in surbiton, and big motor on the drive. Now I realise I have an ideal opportunity to gain further insight into this monkey puzzle. So I ask you all, how do you think ? How does it feel to be truly thick ? Is there a fog or is ignorance bliss ? Try not to use big words if you don't understand their meaning.

    Thanks
    Jabber

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    So were you forwarding that from a friend?

    Whoops sorry, a friend is someone who likes you and has your best interests at heart (wasn't sure you'd know the word, Jobbyjabber)
    Why not?

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        #4
        Have a sonny.

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          #5
          I like you, you're silly

          (Screwy Squirrel)
          Why not?

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            #6
            pay bananas get monkeys........ I should know we have a few here!
            SA says;
            Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

            I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

            n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
            (whatever these are)

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              #7
              Originally posted by n5gooner
              pay bananas get monkeys........ I should know we have a few here!
              I wonder if you gave monkeys more bananas it would make them into .net programmers?

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                #8
                I think .net Monkeys have GM bananas.............. grow them bigger, pay them less......
                SA says;
                Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                (whatever these are)

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by n5gooner
                  I think .net Monkeys have GM bananas.............. grow them bigger, pay them less......
                  I bet .net monkeys are routinely injected with antibiotics as well. Can you get organic ones?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
                    I bet .net monkeys are routinely injected with antibiotics as well. Can you get organic ones?
                    Organic monkeys? How about bionic monkeys? There could be a show -MONKEY WARS!- every week bionic monkeys battle each other until one is crowned champion.




                    PS. Damn, Zeit beat me to the organic monkeys
                    Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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