Reply to: The Art of the Banana Programmer

[n5gooner]

cool site - almost hiring one for the fun!

[n5gooner]

oh no......your on the slippery banana skin slope to being a code monkey then!

[WageSlave]

Others will see that a fairly good banana stream can be obtained by becoming a PM monkey, a management monkey or even a consultant monkey.

I'll have you know I'm paid in peanuts.

[n5gooner]

http://catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/C/code-monkey.html

[BoredBloke]

"I wonder if you gave monkeys more bananas it would make them into .net programmers?"

Not always. Some code monkeys may strive to keep the banana flow up by moving into .net. Others will see that a fairly good banana stream can be obtained by becoming a PM monkey, a management monkey or even a consultant monkey.

[Lucifer Box]

Newly inspired, I'm going to have an organic banana with my breakfast.

[n5gooner]

the de-facto guide to GM bannanas...

http://www.bananalink.org.uk/future/future_3.htm

[WageSlave]

I bet .net monkeys are routinely injected with antibiotics as well. Can you get organic ones?

Organic monkeys? How about bionic monkeys? There could be a show -MONKEY WARS!- every week bionic monkeys battle each other until one is crowned champion.




PS. Damn, Zeit beat me to the organic monkeys

[Lucifer Box]

I think .net Monkeys have GM bananas.............. grow them bigger, pay them less......

I bet .net monkeys are routinely injected with antibiotics as well. Can you get organic ones?

[n5gooner]

I think .net Monkeys have GM bananas.............. grow them bigger, pay them less......

[Lucifer Box]

pay bananas get monkeys........ I should know we have a few here!

I wonder if you gave monkeys more bananas it would make them into .net programmers?

[n5gooner]

pay bananas get monkeys........ I should know we have a few here!

[Dundeegeorge]

I like you, you're silly

(Screwy Squirrel)

[Jabberwocky]

Have a sonny.

[Lucifer Box]