If you are going to commit a capital offence

**BrilloPad** · 6 August 2008, 10:47

Originally posted by DaveB View Post

make sure you are a salad dodger.

American man too fat to be executed

Why cant they use sparky? Or make him pogo-stick across the interstate at rush hour...

**wobbegong** · 6 August 2008, 10:55

attorneys for the 5-feet-7-inch, 267-pound Richard Cooey say the executioner's needle would have trouble finding his veins.

I'll bet a guillotine blade wouldn't.

**Diver** · 6 August 2008, 10:59

Wonder what his final meal will be?

**NotAllThere** · 6 August 2008, 11:06

I'm sure a skilled hangman could deal with him. Or a firing squad armed with elephant guns.

**ThomasSoerensen** · 6 August 2008, 11:30

Put him on a greyhound - he will be beheaded with a rusty spoon.

**foritisme** · 6 August 2008, 11:34

He's been on death row for over 20 years and he is still too fat ??

Has he been having a final meal everynight just in case !

**Diver** · 6 August 2008, 11:37

Originally posted by foritisme View Post

He's been on death row for over 20 years and he is still too fat ??

Has he been having a final meal everynight just in case !

He ate 20 cell mates and told the screws they'd escaped

HTH

**Advocate** · 6 August 2008, 11:45

If they can put down a horse they can put down a fat man!

Couldnt they just take him to an abbatoir? Bolt gun to the temple should do the trick.

**snaw** · 6 August 2008, 11:49

I reckon a wafer thin mint would just about do the trick.

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