If you are going to commit a capital offence

[Diver]

I reckon a wafer thin mint would just about do the trick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlK62rjQWLk

[snaw]

I reckon a wafer thin mint would just about do the trick.

[Advocate]

If they can put down a horse they can put down a fat man!

Couldnt they just take him to an abbatoir? Bolt gun to the temple should do the trick.

[Diver]

He's been on death row for over 20 years and he is still too fat ??

Has he been having a final meal everynight just in case !

He ate 20 cell mates and told the screws they'd escaped

HTH

[foritisme]

He's been on death row for over 20 years and he is still too fat ??

Has he been having a final meal everynight just in case !

[ThomasSoerensen]

Put him on a greyhound - he will be beheaded with a rusty spoon.

[NotAllThere]

I'm sure a skilled hangman could deal with him. Or a firing squad armed with elephant guns.

[Diver]

Wonder what his final meal will be?

[wobbegong]

attorneys for the 5-feet-7-inch, 267-pound Richard Cooey say the executioner's needle would have trouble finding his veins.

I'll bet a guillotine blade wouldn't.

[BrilloPad]

make sure you are a salad dodger.

American man too fat to be executed

Why cant they use sparky? Or make him pogo-stick across the interstate at rush hour...

[DaveB]

make sure you are a salad dodger.

American man too fat to be executed