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"He slipped on his way to the toilet and became impaled through his groin."Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
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I'm relieved there were no pics in that link
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Ouch.Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
I wouldn't recommend this either: http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/200...87_ntnews.htmlComment
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Not quite that bad but long time ago a spring on our mattress broke, I turned over and the sharp end went right through one buttock, couldn't think why I couldn't get out of bed at first.bloggoth
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"Minor injuries"? Doesn't sound that bloody minor to me!
"Slipped on the way to the toilet" indeed. Getting up to some sort of pervy sex game more like.
Reminds me of some of the stories that I used to hear from nursey types. Like the guy who ended up in A&E in agony, because he had an elastic band wrapped so tightly around his cock that it was cutting off the blood supply, and he couldn't get it off. His excuse was that he was unwrapping something, the elastic band shot off, hit the wall, and bounced back onto his penis. A likely story!Comment
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Is it normal for my cheeks to clench and my eyes water while reading that?
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Says a lot about the media. Why tell us that he was naked? Does that make it more newsworthy? It's not as if a pair of Speedo's would have helped him in that situation anyway.Comment
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