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    Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post
    Spike is a special needs hedgehog and has to have top quality meal worms and other delicacies. Slugs, he tells us, are for hedgehogs looked after by permie scum tramps with no money.
    Myself, I take special care of hedgehogs.
    • Gut them and clean out.
    • Roll into a ball
    • Cover in a thick layer of clay
    • Place in the smouldering ashes of an open fire
    • Leave for approx 1 1/2 hours
    • Break open the clay ball
    • Spines and skin come away with the clay (and fleas)
    • Enjoy Mmmmm!
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      Is this the new TPD?
      Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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        Originally posted by beaker View Post
        Is this the new TPD?


        Sunny now
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          Myself, I take special care of hedgehogs.
          • Gut them and clean out.
          • Roll into a ball
          • Cover in a thick layer of clay
          • Place in the smouldering ashes of an open fire
          • Leave for approx 1 1/2 hours
          • Break open the clay ball
          • Spines and skin come away with the clay (and fleas)
          • Enjoy Mmmmm!
          Criminal! They are a protected species. I shall write to my MP, etc.!

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            Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post
            Criminal! They are a protected species. I shall write to my MP, etc.!
            Ask him if he wants white or dark meat
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              Just had a torrential downpour - now it's gone back to just pissing down.
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                Chucking it down again
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  Drove from Cardiff to North Wales this afternoon - great fun. Police were waving us through one flooded road only to almost get stuck 1/2 mile down the road ! Glad I left when I did .

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                    Still bucketing down!
                    Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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                      Dry this morning but the dark clouds are building up
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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