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Fed up now...
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Yep, 33c outside the office today. Was at the VfB - Arsenal game last night and leaving it at 22:30 it was still 26c. Going back up to Darmstadt now to sit on my balcony and do remote working for the next couple of days while topping up the suntan...“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
Oh well! at least Wales will have more water for the French to sell to the EnglishOriginally posted by zeitghostIt was lulling you into a false sense of security... it's like that.
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Thunder and lightening has arrived here now."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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No way!!!Originally posted by zeitghostRained all through lunch time.
Went to bank.
Machine gave me £200 in £5 notes.
Now look like I have an enormous square hardon in my trouser pocket.
And it's still raining.
I love £5 notes.... it's a bit of a sad thing I have. I like to hide them in various handbags and purses.... I like the crispy ones...
My friend gave me framed £5 notes for my b-day... cheeky mare
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I'll see your £200 in Fivers and raise you the 500 Euros in 10 Euro notes the bank gave me when I went to collect the holiday cash. Had nothing larger left apparently and even tried to get me to take half of it in 5 Euro notes!Originally posted by zeitghostRained all through lunch time.
Went to bank.
Machine gave me £200 in £5 notes.
Now look like I have an enormous square hardon in my trouser pocket.
And it's still raining.
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Same as here, getting brighter by the minute. Am sure it will be tipping it down come going home time though just to screw with my fridap pm commuteOriginally posted by zeitghostIt was tipping it down a 6 this morning, but now the sun has got his hat on... rather weakly, but it's definitely on.Comment
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