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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    BMW Z4 receiving encouragement in the jammed starter division by chap & his partner, one to hit it with hammer, the other to turn the key.

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    Point of order ... that would be to free the stuck solenoid rather than the starter itself

    Unless of course you were using the generic term "starter" to mean the starter and solenoid

    Just to correct myself it could be the starter gear stuck in the engine ring gear - in which case rocking back and forward would free it rather than striking with a hammer
    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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      Originally posted by zeitghost
      Apparently it's been compared in some peculiar way to naive poetry or some such.
      I agree with these sentiments, i always read these with a mark e smith type voiceah over the "two librans" backing track.

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        No bin bags?

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          Morning.


          No observable trees blown down so far today.

          Thursday.

          Chainsawing tree from 17:45 to 1945 didn't do my back any favours.

          I assume this is the one that landed on the garage during the afternoon.

          When I was walking home I couldn't figure out why the garage looked so different.

          It was mostly because there was a tree stuck in it and 3 feet of asbestos roofing had been knocked down.
          Last edited by zeitghost; 9 June 2017, 12:15.

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            I'm fed up with...

            HAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa

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              We had news crews filming at St Pancras this morning... which was nice

              Was looking out for some totty presenters as I believe the meeedjah is stuffed full of them - but all I saw were various androgynous creatures trying to make a story out of nothing

              A curious absence today at St Pancras of last nights massed Police vans, dogs & Police with guns

              Perhaps the overtimes been cancelled
              How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                Originally posted by zeitghost
                Morning.

                Grey.

                Damp.

                Sunless.

                Warmish side of coolish.

                Train on time at 5 minutes late. Class 150.

                Skool in view from Alex Rd.

                Hill steep.

                Binbag mountain building nicely.

                Thursday.

                Om. Om. Om. Om.

                Nearly Friday.

                Om.

                Urgh.

                Not long to go now.
                Very

                Last edited by DimPrawn; 14 April 2016, 07:31.

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                  In other other news, the interment of the ashes took a little longer due to The Wrong Grave being dug.

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    In other other news, the interment of the ashes took a little longer due to The Wrong Grave being dug.
                    Who died?
                    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                      Originally posted by Troll View Post
                      Who died?
                      ZeitMater on Easter Sunday & ZeitPater in October 2015.

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