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WTF?!? No electric trains in Poland?A source said: 'Perhaps because he was from Poland he had no idea the rail was electrified. His family back home is heartbroken.'Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion. -
What a spectacular way to go!Originally posted by zeitghostpeeing off bridges has killed one or two...Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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There was one killed in the bakery near us
he stood on a bun and the currant went up his leg
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splashed on to the 750-volt line.
It is thought the married 41-year-old teacher was on a trip to London to improve his English
must have been taking electricution lessons
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