P****d off

[TheBigYinJames]

Pole Volt.

[realityhack]

Pole Volt.

[TheBigYinJames]

I theng you.

Can I just add this thread is in very poor taste, so keep up the good work!

[realityhack]

P*ss poor taste, you might say.

I think I'm all dried up - feeling a bit frazzled - going to have a lie down. brb.

[Xenophon]

Pole Volt.

[BrianSnail]

Was he found with his Pole in his hand?

[Money Money Money]

Does anyone watch mythbusters? Discovery Channel?

http://mythbusters-wiki.discovery.co...the+Third+Rail

They tested and proved that this was not possible due to the fact that urine sprinkles out in particles and not one solid flow.

Maybe he was actually just cleaning his golf clubs and lost his balence and fell on the track.

OR

It was a life insurance scam, he got his fella out, then fell on the track???

[realityhack]

Does anyone watch mythbusters? Discovery Channel?

They tested and proved that this was not possible due to the fact that urine sprinkles out in particles and not one solid flow.

Maybe he was actually just cleaning his golf clubs and loast his balence and fell on the track.

OR

It was a life insurance scam, he got his fella out, then fell on the track???

Don't know about you, but when I've really got to go, I could carve out channels in the enamel with the force of the flow.

[TheBigYinJames]

They tested and proved that this was not possible due to the fact that urine sprinkles out in particles and not one solid flow.

If the voltage is high enough, discrete droplets won't help you, since it can arc between them and thruogh vapour. Mythbusters tried it on 230v (or 120v mains) but the rail in the station was at something hideous like 70,000 volts.

[TheBigYinJames]

Try 700 Volts...

Ah, well that's borderline then. But then he is dead, so it must have worked. Perhaps Polish urine is more conductive.