P****d off

[Diver]

teacher was on a trip to London to improve his English.

Wonder what language the last word was in?

****

 

[TheBigYinJames]

London workers avoid the greasy pole.

 

[realityhack]

Farewell young Polski - RIP.

 

[Pondlife]

London Station gets a dash of pniss and polish.

 

[Xenophon]

Farewell young Polski - RIP.

He has definitely punched his last ticket.

 

[realityhack]

It is thought the married 41-year-old teacher was on a trip to London to improve his English

Was he working on his diction?

 

[Xenophon]

Wilmslow is reported to be happy that it wasn't him being pissed on for a change.

NB: There is no pun in this one. Don't bother looking for one. It isn't there. It is just a Wilmslow joke. Enjoy it for what it is.

 

[realityhack]

The man was last heard complaining about being overcharged.

(The cloakroom's over there - pass me mine will you?)

 

[Diver]

it was just a flash in the pan

 

[realityhack]

it was just a flash in the pan

Man seen flashing at Vauxhall Station