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    #11
    chemicals in your brain that make you slightly delusional
    "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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      #12
      Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
      chemicals in your brain that make you slightly delusional
      I've told you before, lay off the smack Tom. Just say no.

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        #13
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Please describe the nature of true love.

        Points awarded for creativity, spelling and deepness.
        It's a subrountine in your programming that kicks in after the childhood procedure and before exit program has run. It's natures way of making you do it and think you're enjoying it.

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          #14
          Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
          Yes, I can do it. I've got 15 years experience ....
          Sounds like CUK pet Indian software engineer
          How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

          Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
          Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

          "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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            #15
            Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
            I've told you before, lay off the smack Tom. Just say no.
            Me no Tom - me TomTom
            "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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              #16
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              Please describe the nature of true love.

              Points awarded for creativity, spelling and deepness.
              Being prepared to check your partner's @rsehole for worms
              "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


              Thomas Jefferson

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                #17
                when you look forward to shaving your wife's back
                "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                  Please describe the nature of true love.
                  When you can ignore the discovery on your wedding night that she has a willy and is called Gary.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    Please describe the nature of true love.

                    Points awarded for creativity, spelling and deepness.
                    It's a kind of mauvy-green, with prickly hairs, at about 57°C. Eats anchovies.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                      #20
                      She agrees that rucking should be allowed in Rugby.

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