Reply to: English test

[tay]

She agrees that rucking should be allowed in Rugby.

[NotAllThere]

Please describe the nature of true love.

Points awarded for creativity, spelling and deepness.

It's a kind of mauvy-green, with prickly hairs, at about 57°C. Eats anchovies.

[TimberWolf]

Please describe the nature of true love.

When you can ignore the discovery on your wedding night that she has a willy and is called Gary.

[ThomasSoerensen]

when you look forward to shaving your wife's back

[Ruprect]

Please describe the nature of true love.

Points awarded for creativity, spelling and deepness.

Being prepared to check your partner's @rsehole for worms

[ThomasSoerensen]

I've told you before, lay off the smack Tom. Just say no.

Me no Tom - me TomTom

[HairyArsedBloke]

Yes, I can do it. I've got 15 years experience ....

Sounds like CUK pet Indian software engineer

[TimberWolf]

Please describe the nature of true love.

Points awarded for creativity, spelling and deepness.

It's a subrountine in your programming that kicks in after the childhood procedure and before exit program has run. It's natures way of making you do it and think you're enjoying it.

[Charles Foster Kane]

chemicals in your brain that make you slightly delusional

I've told you before, lay off the smack Tom. Just say no.

[ThomasSoerensen]

chemicals in your brain that make you slightly delusional

[TimberWolf]

Please describe the nature of true love.

Points awarded for creativity, spelling and deepness.

It's the opposite of false love and true hate, and a bit different from false hate. Underground.

[PRC1964]

Truelove?

Yes, I can do it. I've got 15 years experience and know how to apply all the patches.

There are a few bugs in the latest version, but as long as you take as some simple precautions it can still be quite cost efficient.

Whatever you do, make sure you have a decent firewall as TrueLove can be vulnerable to "Denial of Service" attacks. I suggest you install nookie 3.7 to see you through those dark times.

HTH

[Francko]

Well done, 11%.

Edit: Deduct a point for the not capitalising the F.

I'd lower it to 7% because of the double quotes.

[Advocate]

Putting up with various soaps originating from the southern hemisphere?

[DiscoStu]

Is this a GCSE question?

"flip off!"

(P.S. Please take into account my correct use of quotes and an exclamation mark)

Well done, 11%.

Edit: Deduct a point for the not capitalising the F.