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  • tay
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    She agrees that rucking should be allowed in Rugby.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Please describe the nature of true love.

    Points awarded for creativity, spelling and deepness.
    It's a kind of mauvy-green, with prickly hairs, at about 57°C. Eats anchovies.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Please describe the nature of true love.
    When you can ignore the discovery on your wedding night that she has a willy and is called Gary.

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    when you look forward to shaving your wife's back

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Please describe the nature of true love.

    Points awarded for creativity, spelling and deepness.
    Being prepared to check your partner's @rsehole for worms

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
    I've told you before, lay off the smack Tom. Just say no.
    Me no Tom - me TomTom

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
    Yes, I can do it. I've got 15 years experience ....
    Sounds like CUK pet Indian software engineer

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Please describe the nature of true love.

    Points awarded for creativity, spelling and deepness.
    It's a subrountine in your programming that kicks in after the childhood procedure and before exit program has run. It's natures way of making you do it and think you're enjoying it.

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  • Charles Foster Kane
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    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
    chemicals in your brain that make you slightly delusional
    I've told you before, lay off the smack Tom. Just say no.

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    chemicals in your brain that make you slightly delusional

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Please describe the nature of true love.

    Points awarded for creativity, spelling and deepness.
    It's the opposite of false love and true hate, and a bit different from false hate. Underground.

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  • PRC1964
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    Truelove?

    Yes, I can do it. I've got 15 years experience and know how to apply all the patches.

    There are a few bugs in the latest version, but as long as you take as some simple precautions it can still be quite cost efficient.

    Whatever you do, make sure you have a decent firewall as TrueLove can be vulnerable to "Denial of Service" attacks. I suggest you install nookie 3.7 to see you through those dark times.

    HTH

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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    Well done, 11%.

    Edit: Deduct a point for the not capitalising the F.
    I'd lower it to 7% because of the double quotes.

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  • Advocate
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    Putting up with various soaps originating from the southern hemisphere?

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by Marina View Post
    Is this a GCSE question?

    "flip off!"

    (P.S. Please take into account my correct use of quotes and an exclamation mark)
    Well done, 11%.

    Edit: Deduct a point for the not capitalising the F.

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