chemicals in your brain that make you slightly delusional
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I've told you before, lay off the smack Tom. Just say no.Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Postchemicals in your brain that make you slightly delusionalComment
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It's a subrountine in your programming that kicks in after the childhood procedure and before exit program has run. It's natures way of making you do it and think you're enjoying it.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostPlease describe the nature of true love.
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Sounds like CUK pet Indian software engineerOriginally posted by PRC1964 View PostYes, I can do it. I've got 15 years experience ....
How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%
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Me no Tom - me TomTomOriginally posted by Charles Foster Kane View PostI've told you before, lay off the smack Tom. Just say no."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Being prepared to check your partner's @rsehole for wormsOriginally posted by DimPrawn View PostPlease describe the nature of true love.
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"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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when you look forward to shaving your wife's back
"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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When you can ignore the discovery on your wedding night that she has a willy and is called Gary.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostPlease describe the nature of true love.Comment
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It's a kind of mauvy-green, with prickly hairs, at about 57°C. Eats anchovies.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostPlease describe the nature of true love.
Points awarded for creativity, spelling and deepness.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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