chemicals in your brain that make you slightly delusional
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I've told you before, lay off the smack Tom. Just say no.Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View PostComment
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It's a subrountine in your programming that kicks in after the childhood procedure and before exit program has run. It's natures way of making you do it and think you're enjoying it.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostComment
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Sounds like CUK pet Indian software engineerOriginally posted by PRC1964 View Post
How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%
"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - AesopComment
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Me no Tom - me TomTomOriginally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Being prepared to check your partner's @rsehole for wormsOriginally posted by DimPrawn View Post
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Thomas JeffersonComment
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when you look forward to shaving your wife's back
"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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When you can ignore the discovery on your wedding night that she has a willy and is called Gary.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostComment
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It's a kind of mauvy-green, with prickly hairs, at about 57°C. Eats anchovies.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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She agrees that rucking should be allowed in Rugby.Comment
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