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Lunch At Desk!!
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostYou just want to hear that I've failed dont you?
Well....I have and I haven't
Not at all. Well done that lass.
Lose another couple of stone and who knows, I might even start fancying you.
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostLose another couple of stone and who knows, I might even start fancying you.Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostNot at all. Well done that lass.
Lose another couple of stone and who knows, I might even start fancying you.
(and also)
(but also)
The pope is a tard.Comment
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6ft of size 18 ginger woman is enough for any manThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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SallyAnn is back!
Yay!!!!!
Thanks for your PM, I'll answer it when I feel a bit less shell-shocked.
Good Luck with everything, your weight-loss is amazing, good on you!
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Anyone who is sad enough in the first place to eat at their desk needs their head examined & is quite clearly a looney!
Seems we are the only nation in the world who think not taking proper time to ourselves in the work day is somehow important. Then we whinge about our health, RSI, Eyes you name it - hey ho, I'll never get it.
Yeah OK maybe the odd cake or nibble through the day at your desk but lunch is sacred & should be taken well away from anything work related...including a canteen if possible, unless you enjoy watching co-sherkers chewed food get rolled around in their wide mouths like a cement mixer
Do us all a favour & lock this nutter in a server room & set off the gas!Comment
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Originally posted by TheVoice View PostAnyone who is sad enough in the first place to eat at their desk needs their head examined & is quite clearly a looney!Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
Lose another couple of stone and who knows, I might even start fancying you.
A tight-arse, middle-aged, FT obsessed, Swindon-based, prawn in a sports car.
What more could a girl want.
You're obviously marrying the wrong man SalComment
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Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View PostSome of us don't want to lose an hour's invoicables chewing on a crappy canteen sarny...The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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