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    #61
    Originally posted by TheVoice View Post
    Anyone who is sad enough in the first place to eat at their desk needs their head examined & is quite clearly a looney!
    Nonsense. I have lunch at my desk so I can catch up with various news sites and post drivel in TPD. What good is it having lunch without an Internet connection?

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      #62
      In response to the OP, why not either get some headphones or walk away? If you're not usually allowed headphones, then put them on pointedly once the eating starts, and if anyone asks just say that you can't concentrate with all the noise.
      "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


      Thomas Jefferson

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        #63
        Start spraying air freshner about your head as he's eating and turn your nose up and ask if anyone else can smell that horrible smell. He'll get the hint
        "I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith

        On them! On them! They fail!

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          #64
          Originally posted by Dave.Mac View Post
          Start spraying air freshner about your head as he's eating and turn your nose up and ask if anyone else can smell that horrible smell. He'll get the hint
          Either that or drop a big grunt when he's about to start eating. He'll soon move.
          "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


          Thomas Jefferson

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            #65
            Originally posted by Dave.Mac View Post
            Start spraying air freshner about your head as he's eating and turn your nose up and ask if anyone else can smell that horrible smell. He'll get the hint
            That will have about about the same effect as coughing when someone lights a fag
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #66
              Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
              Some of us don't want to lose an hour's invoicables chewing on a crappy canteen sarny...
              Charge by the day & then go out every lunchtime to somewhere nicer

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                #67
                Originally posted by Lucy View Post
                Oh yay

                A tight-arse, middle-aged, FT obsessed, Swindon-based, prawn in a sports car.

                What more could a girl want.

                You're obviously marrying the wrong man Sal
                There you go again Lucy, jumping to conclusions. How do you know that SA is not getting hitched to DP ?




                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  6ft of size 18 ginger woman is enough for any man
                  6ft? eh?

                  What you babbling on about now?

                  It's good to know some things never change
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by Dave.Mac View Post
                    Strawberry blondes just ginger with a great PR company
                    Fwoar - who might you be then?
                    The pope is a tard.

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                      6ft? eh?

                      What you babbling on about now?

                      It's good to know some things never change
                      I thought you were a tall BBW.
                      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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