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Lunch At Desk!!
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In response to the OP, why not either get some headphones or walk away? If you're not usually allowed headphones, then put them on pointedly once the eating starts, and if anyone asks just say that you can't concentrate with all the noise."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Start spraying air freshner about your head as he's eating and turn your nose up and ask if anyone else can smell that horrible smell. He'll get the hint"I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
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Originally posted by Dave.Mac View PostStart spraying air freshner about your head as he's eating and turn your nose up and ask if anyone else can smell that horrible smell. He'll get the hint"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Originally posted by Dave.Mac View PostStart spraying air freshner about your head as he's eating and turn your nose up and ask if anyone else can smell that horrible smell. He'll get the hintThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View PostSome of us don't want to lose an hour's invoicables chewing on a crappy canteen sarny...Comment
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Originally posted by Lucy View PostOh yay
A tight-arse, middle-aged, FT obsessed, Swindon-based, prawn in a sports car.
What more could a girl want.
You're obviously marrying the wrong man Sal
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post6ft of size 18 ginger woman is enough for any man
What you babbling on about now?
It's good to know some things never changeThe pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by Dave.Mac View PostStrawberry blondes just ginger with a great PR companyThe pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post6ft? eh?
What you babbling on about now?
It's good to know some things never changeThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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