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    #71
    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    I thought you were a tall BBW.
    Thank you for proving my "Bagpuss never listens to a word I say" argument

    5-4ish.
    I'm only big in the wide and titted sense (which isn't the same as "wide titted" sense.)
    The pope is a tard.

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      #72
      5ft 4 horizontal?

      I'm only kidding like lass, look after yerself
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #73
        Well, I decide to log in for the first time since the end of Feb (having been stuck firmly up my own rear end for the past few months!) and am now feeling like I need to review my eating habits and make sure my life is not in danger!!

        Although saying that, I don't bother with a knife and fork, I just grab big handfuls and shove it down my gregory.

        I would say 'nice to see you back' Sally but having not been around myself, I wouldn't know if you'd been here or not! I removed my facebook account (decided I didn't like their privacy policy) so I apologise if you left me any messages that got subsequently ignored. But very well done on the weight loss. I still desperately need to shift about 4st myself and am just too darn lazy to do it.

        On the up side, I bought a Nissan 350z and am currently being all smug at the chavs in my street. I was going to try and move house but that's now only worth 10p so I got the car instead. At least I can rent a garage and sleep in that if things all go a bit tango uniform.

        Best of luck with the new job! Jammy git for getting a local one, I'm now doing the two-hour commute up to London each day (beats Swindon though!).

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          #74
          Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
          Thank you for proving my "Bagpuss never listens to a word I say" argument

          5-4ish.
          I'm only big in the wide and titted sense (which isn't the same as "wide titted" sense.)
          That's a shame...

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