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Originally posted by Lucy View PostYou mean you have a price Xen.
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Christ, I wish I did send Andyw.
Probably wore the wrong clothes, anyway, he asked me lots of stuff like 'do I often engage in HIGH RISK behaviour' !!!!!!
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Did you turn up with a packet of condoms and no clothes on again?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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So what were you wearing that led him down this line of enquiry?Originally posted by Lucy View PostChrist, I wish I did send Andyw.
Probably wore the wrong clothes, anyway, he asked me lots of stuff like 'do I often engage in HIGH RISK behaviour' !!!!!!

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Been ages since I used that chat-up line!Originally posted by Lucy View PostProbably wore the wrong clothes, anyway, he asked me lots of stuff like 'do I often engage in HIGH RISK behaviour' !!!!!!Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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I only do that for you, pussycat.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostDid you turn up with a packet of condoms and no clothes on again?
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I went with first option, which is more or less how I dress normally.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostSo what were you wearing that led him down this line of enquiry?
Serioulsy I don't think it was the clothes that got him asking me that it was more what have I been doing lately...(and no I'm not going into that)Comment
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Oh do tell, Lucy... enquiring minds need to know!Originally posted by Lucy View PostI went with first option, which is more or less how I dress normally.
Serioulsy I don't think it was the clothes that got him asking me that it was more what have I been doing lately...(and no I'm not going into that)Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
"And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."Comment
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