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    #11
    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    How about thigh high leather boots, short skirt and low cut top? Kind of "Pretty Woman".......
    no knickers, kind of basic instinct

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      #12
      Originally posted by Lucy View Post
      I'm not a hooker!
      Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
      Everyone has a price.
      Picture of a hooker
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        #13
        Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
        Picture of a hooker
        FFS! 73kg!!!!

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          #14
          Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
          Everyone has a price.
          You mean you have a price Xen.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Lucy View Post
            FFS! 73kg!!!!
            That's like one of my legs.
            Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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              #16
              Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
              That's like one of my legs.
              you must be very fat
              The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

              But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                #17
                Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                you must be very fat
                or a half giant

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  you must be very fat
                  Yeh I am. 17.5 inch biceps too.
                  Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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                    #19
                    Denim shorts, stockings, boots, thigh-length leather jacket (What I wore on Tuesday night

                    Strangely enough, I was wearing exactly the same
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      Denim shorts, stockings, boots, thigh-length leather jacket (What I wore on Tuesday night

                      Strangely enough, I was wearing exactly the same
                      You're supposed to go to a vicar and tarts party dressed as a vicar unless you are Eddie Izzard.
                      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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