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    #1

    What to wear?

    When visiting the psychiatrist...

    It's not a regular appointment mind, he's giving me a referral for EMDR.


    Poll coming, be patient, I have lots of clothes.
    24
    Denim shorts, stockings, boots, thigh-length leather jacket (What I wore on Tuesday night ;) )
    37.50%
    9
    Anything low-cut - distract him, you don't want to be locked up again!
    25.00%
    6
    Boiler suit, you can't be too careful - shrinks are all pervs
    8.33%
    2
    Send Andyw, you don't want to risk it
    29.17%
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    #2
    I'd have thought your usual straitjacket would have been fine
    ǝןqqıʍ

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      #3
      EMDR linky for the ignorant like me

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_Mov...d_Reprocessing

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        #4
        Hessian Smock
        Lime Green Spandex Cycling Shorts
        Doc Martins

        Worked for AtW

        HTH
        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #5
          Denim shorts, stockings, boots, thigh-length leather jacket
          Anything low-cut - distract him, you don't want to be locked up again!
          Boiler suit, you can't be too careful - shrinks are all pervs
          He may not fancy you. You clearly didn't even consider the possibility

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            #6
            How about thigh high leather boots, short skirt and low cut top? Kind of "Pretty Woman".......
            "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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              #7
              What you should wear or what we should wear?

              Why would I not want to be locked up again. It was the making of me last time: Just like Atw.
              How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

              Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
              Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

              "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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                #8
                Wear whatever you like, just don't tell him about your attention seeking on an internet forum populated by geeks & nerds - that will get you locked up!
                ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by daviejones View Post
                  How about thigh high leather boots, short skirt and low cut top? Kind of "Pretty Woman".......
                  I'm not a hooker!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
                    I'm not a hooker!
                    Everyone has a price.
                    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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