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The Official Xeno's Mini Melons Poll
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The Official Xeno's Mini Melons Poll
11Yes - haha - Xeno & his low-hanging balls! What a balls up!0.00%0No - let 'em hang, loose and low, man.54.55%6I don't care - Andyw's mini melons are all I am bothered about45.45%5Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion. -
Come on then, we're waiting."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife. -
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I took a phone call while posting the poll - apologies.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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have you seen the chap on you p*@rn with the big balls?
a simple search for "balls" will suffice to return the fellow and his potent testicles. obviously, being on yp it is seriously nsfw, but if you think yours hang low...
reminds me of that terrible joke. why do gypsys walk funny?Comment
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I've seen the video of a guy having his balls tazered...Originally posted by DS23 View Posthave you seen the chap on you p*@rn with the big balls?
a simple search for "balls" will suffice to return the fellow and his potent testicles. obviously, being on yp it is seriously nsfw, but if you think yours hang low...
reminds me of that terrible joke. why do gypsys walk funny?Comment
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I thought you liked to be treated nicely?Originally posted by Churchill View PostI've seen the video of a guy having his balls tazered...Comment
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I do, and it's watching videos of guys having their balls tazered that enforces that opinion!Originally posted by Lucy View PostI thought you liked to be treated nicely?
(Not that I spend a great deal of time watching blokes getting their balls tazered - Oi HAB, I was never confused!)Comment
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