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Previously on "The Official Xeno's Mini Melons Poll"

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    I thought you liked to be treated nicely?
    I do, and it's watching videos of guys having their balls tazered that enforces that opinion!
    (Not that I spend a great deal of time watching blokes getting their balls tazered - Oi HAB, I was never confused!)

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    I've seen the video of a guy having his balls tazered...
    I thought you liked to be treated nicely?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    have you seen the chap on you p*@rn with the big balls?

    a simple search for "balls" will suffice to return the fellow and his potent testicles. obviously, being on yp it is seriously nsfw, but if you think yours hang low...

    reminds me of that terrible joke. why do gypsys walk funny?
    I've seen the video of a guy having his balls tazered...

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  • DS23
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    have you seen the chap on you p*@rn with the big balls?

    a simple search for "balls" will suffice to return the fellow and his potent testicles. obviously, being on yp it is seriously nsfw, but if you think yours hang low...

    reminds me of that terrible joke. why do gypsys walk funny?

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  • Xenophon
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    I took a phone call while posting the poll - apologies.

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  • NickFitz
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    Faster!

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  • DaveB
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    Come on then, we're waiting.

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  • Xenophon
    started a poll The Official Xeno's Mini Melons Poll

    The Official Xeno's Mini Melons Poll

    11
    Yes - haha - Xeno & his low-hanging balls! What a balls up!
    0.00%
    0
    No - let 'em hang, loose and low, man.
    54.55%
    6
    I don't care - Andyw's mini melons are all I am bothered about
    45.45%
    5
    Spherical poll incoming...

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