Pursued by Minger

[TheBigYinJames]

Tell her you've got syphilis.

She says "me too! we're perfect.. come ere bigboy"

[RichardCranium]

Or "it's ok, I've got the clap"...

"Ooh, that's handy, dear. It'll clear up my crabs."

[Pickle2]

Sounds good. Also tell her you only do anal and oral,

And make sure you are clear that its in that order.

[RichardCranium]

And make sure you are clear that its in that order.

I simply cannot believe you'd write something so depraved. ow could you even think of it? I am utterly appalled. Outrageous!

[NickFitz]

Also tell her you only do anal and oral

.. and only in that order.

Wouldn't faze some women

[BrilloPad]

Wouldn't faze some women

Who can you mean?

[Churchill]

One of the permies at my current gig is after molesting me, she is working on 3 of the same projects, for a different department across the way.
It is so obvious she fancies me (there have been comments from colleagues already) and also obvious she is some kind of OC middle aged bunny boiler, and more importantly, she is minging.
It's quite funny/sad really, whenever I send an email regarding one of the three aforementioned projects I get a little call..."hi there..see you sent an email.....how you doin....", just waiting for the lunch invite.
So I thought, what's the best way to deal? Then I thought ask someone who knows how a middle aged bunny boiler thinks, and that led me here.
So girls, ladies, pretend ladies, any advice?

You are talking about someone's daughter. Who the **** are you to judge. If you don't want a relationship with the woman then tell her but be nice about it.

I hope that the next time you'll have learned from this. BTW, you're not half as gorgeous as you think you are.

Best wishes for the future,

Mark.

[Lucy]

Churchill you impress me more everyday!

[Churchill]

Hey man, some people are hung like lizards, some of us are hung like donkeys.

Them's the breaks.

[meridian]

Hey man, some people are hung like lizards, some of us are hung like donkeys.

Them's the breaks.

Does that mean you're sterile?