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Pursued by Minger
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Yeh, I'd like to work that angle. Difficult as a contractor though.Originally posted by Churchill View PostHere's an idea...
Play the "Sexual Harassment" card!
You might even get a few quid!
Also working on being very good at my job but kind of annoying (comes naurally) in the hope of setting myself up as a "work" from home type. Home being somewhere hot near a beach.Bored.Comment
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No, no, I got it. I simply point her in the direction of this board and the summer drinks do.
She then attends said do, consequently discovering a rich vein of desperate, low to no standards, male IT contractors.
Simple, elegant, everyone happy.
Thinking outside the box. Excellent.
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Make sure she brings her own webcam.Originally posted by ace00 View PostNo, no, I got it. I simply point her in the direction of this board and the summer drinks do.
She then attends said do, consequently discovering a rich vein of desperate, low to no standards, male IT contractors.Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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If she is into pegging I am sure she will get a few 'goers' from this board.Originally posted by ace00 View PostNo, no, I got it. I simply point her in the direction of this board and the summer drinks do.
She then attends said do, consequently discovering a rich vein of desperate, low to no standards, male IT contractors.
Simple, elegant, everyone happy.
Thinking outside the box. Excellent.
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She is probably just a caring person who has hopes and dreams just like all of us, talk through her feelings with her and try to assist the emotional maturement in her feelings for you.
tay in turned over a new leaf mode.Comment
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Holy ******* sh*t - has Tay actually got out on the right side of the bed?Originally posted by tay View PostShe is probably just a caring person who has hopes and dreams just like all of us, talk through her feelings with her and try to assist the emotional maturement in her feelings for you.
tay in turned over a new leaf mode.
I love the new you
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Yes Tay, perhaps he should sit her down for coffee and gently inform her how she is clearly batting out of her league with such an attractive gentlemanThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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:... assist the emotional maturement"
Like that, can I try out a practice run?
Tay - you are a complete tw*t, you are a sc*mbag and a Labour voter who only came over to lovely Englandshire to shag our sheep.
How does that make you feel? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
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I think you should spend the weekend shagging her brains out and then tell her you have a girlfriend, but that she has a sexy voice. And then go around telling anyone who will listen that she is stalking you.
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