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    #41
    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    I love it when you do that!

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      #42
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      Here's an idea...

      Play the "Sexual Harassment" card!

      You might even get a few quid!
      Yeh, I'd like to work that angle. Difficult as a contractor though.
      Also working on being very good at my job but kind of annoying (comes naurally) in the hope of setting myself up as a "work" from home type. Home being somewhere hot near a beach.
      Bored.

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        #43
        No, no, I got it. I simply point her in the direction of this board and the summer drinks do.
        She then attends said do, consequently discovering a rich vein of desperate, low to no standards, male IT contractors.
        Simple, elegant, everyone happy.
        Thinking outside the box. Excellent.
        Bored.

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          #44
          Originally posted by ace00 View Post
          No, no, I got it. I simply point her in the direction of this board and the summer drinks do.
          She then attends said do, consequently discovering a rich vein of desperate, low to no standards, male IT contractors.
          Make sure she brings her own webcam.
          Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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            #45
            Originally posted by ace00 View Post
            No, no, I got it. I simply point her in the direction of this board and the summer drinks do.
            She then attends said do, consequently discovering a rich vein of desperate, low to no standards, male IT contractors.
            Simple, elegant, everyone happy.
            Thinking outside the box. Excellent.
            If she is into pegging I am sure she will get a few 'goers' from this board.

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              #46
              She is probably just a caring person who has hopes and dreams just like all of us, talk through her feelings with her and try to assist the emotional maturement in her feelings for you.

              tay in turned over a new leaf mode.

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                #47
                Originally posted by tay View Post
                She is probably just a caring person who has hopes and dreams just like all of us, talk through her feelings with her and try to assist the emotional maturement in her feelings for you.

                tay in turned over a new leaf mode.
                Holy ******* sh*t - has Tay actually got out on the right side of the bed?

                I love the new you
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #48
                  Yes Tay, perhaps he should sit her down for coffee and gently inform her how she is clearly batting out of her league with such an attractive gentleman
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #49
                    :... assist the emotional maturement"


                    Like that, can I try out a practice run?
                    Tay - you are a complete tw*t, you are a sc*mbag and a Labour voter who only came over to lovely Englandshire to shag our sheep.

                    How does that make you feel? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

                    No offense.
                    Bored.

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                      #50
                      I think you should spend the weekend shagging her brains out and then tell her you have a girlfriend, but that she has a sexy voice. And then go around telling anyone who will listen that she is stalking you.

                      HTH

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