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Pursued by Minger

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    #51
    Originally posted by ace00 View Post
    Yep, that might work. I already do the professional stance as per EO's post, I expect that will not hold her off for ever, so after I can hit her with the "well my girlfriend wouldn't like it" or even "It's not you, it's me".

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      #52
      Originally posted by ace00 View Post
      :... assist the emotional maturement"


      Like that, can I try out a practice run?
      Tay - you are a complete tw*t, you are a sc*mbag and a Labour voter who only came over to lovely Englandshire to shag our sheep.

      How does that make you feel? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

      No offense.
      None taken.

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        #53
        Women are powerless if you don't speak to them. The only downside to doing this is that they may pursue you even more.

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          #54
          Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
          Women are powerless if you don't speak to them. The only downside to doing this is that they may pursue you even more.
          The classic "playing-hard-to-get" lure.
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            #55
            Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
            Take it from an oldster. When you get older, you'll regret not pumping trhe mingers too when you had the chance. The all look the same from an inch away in the dark.
            behind

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              #56
              Originally posted by ace00 View Post
              Tay you only came over to lovely Englandshire to shag our sheep.
              Wales

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                #57
                Originally posted by ace00 View Post
                One of the permies at my current gig is after molesting me, she is working on 3 of the same projects, for a different department across the way.
                It is so obvious she fancies me (there have been comments from colleagues already) and also obvious she is some kind of OC middle aged bunny boiler, and more importantly, she is minging.
                It's quite funny/sad really, whenever I send an email regarding one of the three aforementioned projects I get a little call..."hi there..see you sent an email.....how you doin....", just waiting for the lunch invite.
                So I thought, what's the best way to deal? Then I thought ask someone who knows how a middle aged bunny boiler thinks, and that led me here.
                So girls, ladies, pretend ladies, any advice?
                Next time she e-mails you, reply to her with the rest of the original recipients in as Cc's explaining you’re flattered about the attention, but you feel that at this stage of your life it's more about the quality than the quantity and as she's a minger, she's dipped out.

                I reckon she'll get the hint.
                "I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith

                On them! On them! They fail!

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by Dave.Mac View Post
                  Next time she e-mails you, reply to her with the rest of the original recipients in as Cc's explaining you’re flattered about the attention, but you feel that at this stage of your life it's more about the quality than the quantity and as she's a minger, she's dipped out.

                  I reckon she'll get the hint.
                  And give them all a link to this thread?

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                    #59
                    Introduce her to Wilmslow (unless it's his sister)

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by ace00 View Post
                      One of the permies at my current gig is after molesting me,
                      Are you Bagpuss and asking about Lucy???

                      This is all very puzzly today.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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