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Pursued by Minger
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None taken.Originally posted by ace00 View Post:... assist the emotional maturement"
Like that, can I try out a practice run?
Tay - you are a complete tw*t, you are a sc*mbag and a Labour voter who only came over to lovely Englandshire to shag our sheep.
How does that make you feel? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
No offense.Comment
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Women are powerless if you don't speak to them. The only downside to doing this is that they may pursue you even more.Comment
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The classic "playing-hard-to-get" lure.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostWomen are powerless if you don't speak to them. The only downside to doing this is that they may pursue you even more.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View PostTake it from an oldster. When you get older, you'll regret not pumping trhe mingers too when you had the chance. The all look the same from an inch away in the dark.
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Originally posted by ace00 View PostTay you only came over to lovely Englandshire to shag our sheep.
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Next time she e-mails you, reply to her with the rest of the original recipients in as Cc's explaining you’re flattered about the attention, but you feel that at this stage of your life it's more about the quality than the quantity and as she's a minger, she's dipped out.Originally posted by ace00 View PostOne of the permies at my current gig is after molesting me, she is working on 3 of the same projects, for a different department across the way.
It is so obvious she fancies me (there have been comments from colleagues already) and also obvious she is some kind of OC middle aged bunny boiler, and more importantly, she is minging.
It's quite funny/sad really, whenever I send an email regarding one of the three aforementioned projects I get a little call..."hi there..see you sent an email.....how you doin....", just waiting for the lunch invite.
So I thought, what's the best way to deal? Then I thought ask someone who knows how a middle aged bunny boiler thinks, and that led me here.
So girls, ladies, pretend ladies, any advice?
I reckon she'll get the hint."I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
On them! On them! They fail!Comment
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And give them all a link to this thread?Originally posted by Dave.Mac View PostNext time she e-mails you, reply to her with the rest of the original recipients in as Cc's explaining you’re flattered about the attention, but you feel that at this stage of your life it's more about the quality than the quantity and as she's a minger, she's dipped out.
I reckon she'll get the hint.Comment
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Are you Bagpuss and asking about Lucy???Originally posted by ace00 View PostOne of the permies at my current gig is after molesting me,
This is all very puzzly today.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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