Reply to: Pursued by Minger

[cailin maith]

Oh FFS, a Donkey, not a mule!

[Churchill]

Does that mean you're sterile?

Oh FFS, a Donkey, not a mule!

[meridian]

Hey man, some people are hung like lizards, some of us are hung like donkeys.

Them's the breaks.

Does that mean you're sterile?

[Churchill]

Hey man, some people are hung like lizards, some of us are hung like donkeys.

Them's the breaks.

[Lucy]

Churchill you impress me more everyday!

[Churchill]

One of the permies at my current gig is after molesting me, she is working on 3 of the same projects, for a different department across the way.
It is so obvious she fancies me (there have been comments from colleagues already) and also obvious she is some kind of OC middle aged bunny boiler, and more importantly, she is minging.
It's quite funny/sad really, whenever I send an email regarding one of the three aforementioned projects I get a little call..."hi there..see you sent an email.....how you doin....", just waiting for the lunch invite.
So I thought, what's the best way to deal? Then I thought ask someone who knows how a middle aged bunny boiler thinks, and that led me here.
So girls, ladies, pretend ladies, any advice?

You are talking about someone's daughter. Who the **** are you to judge. If you don't want a relationship with the woman then tell her but be nice about it.

I hope that the next time you'll have learned from this. BTW, you're not half as gorgeous as you think you are.

Best wishes for the future,

Mark.

[BrilloPad]

Wouldn't faze some women

Who can you mean?

[NickFitz]

Also tell her you only do anal and oral

.. and only in that order.

Wouldn't faze some women

[RichardCranium]

And make sure you are clear that its in that order.

I simply cannot believe you'd write something so depraved. ow could you even think of it? I am utterly appalled. Outrageous!

[Pickle2]

Sounds good. Also tell her you only do anal and oral,

And make sure you are clear that its in that order.

[RichardCranium]

Or "it's ok, I've got the clap"...

"Ooh, that's handy, dear. It'll clear up my crabs."

[TheBigYinJames]

Tell her you've got syphilis.

She says "me too! we're perfect.. come ere bigboy"

[RichardCranium]

One of the permies at my current gig is after molesting me,

Are you Bagpuss and asking about Lucy???

This is all very puzzly today.

[BA to the Stars]

Introduce her to Wilmslow (unless it's his sister)

[BrilloPad]

Next time she e-mails you, reply to her with the rest of the original recipients in as Cc's explaining you’re flattered about the attention, but you feel that at this stage of your life it's more about the quality than the quantity and as she's a minger, she's dipped out.

I reckon she'll get the hint.

And give them all a link to this thread?