Pursued by Minger

[EternalOptimist]

I'd be very worried, people tend to play at their percieved same level which means you too must be a minger

wow. I masturbated over kylie last night which means I am not ancient baldy with a beer belly. Thanks mate

[Lucy]

She probably doesn't fancy you at all. You're probably a sad twat who lies about just about everything with a girlfriend you won't admit to having.

HTH

[Chantho]

One of the permies at my current gig is after molesting me, she is working on 3 of the same projects, for a different department across the way.
It is so obvious she fancies me (there have been comments from colleagues already) and also obvious she is some kind of OC middle aged bunny boiler, and more importantly, she is minging.
It's quite funny/sad really, whenever I send an email regarding one of the three aforementioned projects I get a little call..."hi there..see you sent an email.....how you doin....", just waiting for the lunch invite.
So I thought, what's the best way to deal? Then I thought ask someone who knows how a middle aged bunny boiler thinks, and that led me here.
So girls, ladies, pretend ladies, any advice?

Take defensive action, sell your Audi A3 and get a Passat or a Focus instead.

[Lucy]

wow. I masturbated over kylie last night which means I am not ancient baldy with a beer belly. Thanks mate

At least you can spell masturbate.

[EternalOptimist]

At least you can spell masturbate.

I should be able to, I'm a fkin expert

[Bagpuss]

She probably doesn't fancy you at all. You're probably a sad twat who lies about just about everything with a girlfriend you won't admit to having.

HTH

Or a woman with a boyfriend who cybers with strangers. Which is worse?
You decide!

[Bagpuss]

wow. I masturbated over kylie last night which means I am not ancient baldy with a beer belly. Thanks mate

Does Kylie have low self esteme though?

[Churchill]

I should be able to, I'm a fkin expert

winkin' - Shirley?

[Lucy]

Or a woman with a boyfriend who cybers with strangers. Which is worse?
You decide!

Ask your girlfriend.

[TheBigYinJames]

Does Kylie have low self esteme though?

She went on Dr Who. On the Ricky Gervais scale of celebrity, she's on the way out.