Confessions

[RichardCranium]

No I threw the bottle at the television when I walked in on Adrian f ucking another woman.

Those two events do not seem entirely related. My confusion has raised some questions.

Was he very fond of that television?

You say "another" woman. How many had there been?

This Adrian - presumably you knew him?

Why were you carrying a half bottle of bourbon? Was this during a party?

Was he getting back at you for being a drunk?

Was he drunk?

Was everybody drunk except you?

[cailin maith]

I once microwaved a hamster - but you knew that already.

I also once accidentally set fire to a cat.

And squashed a budgie.
Not at the same time.

You and my mum should get together - she murdered my budgie.....

[Cliphead]

You and my mum should get together - she murdered my budgie.....

Fed some sodium metal to a seagull one time, spectacular results.

[cailin maith]

CM is my girlfriend and she adores and loves me.

I treat her like crap but because I am hung like a rogue bull Elephant she always come back for more from the Tay.

see this sweetie pie..... kiss it

Fed some sodium metal to a seagull one time, spectacular results.

Mammys weapon of choice...... a knitting needle

[Cliphead]

Mammys weapon of choice...... a knitting needle

What, for seagulls?

[BrilloPad]

My hobby is to dip yo-yos into thermos flasks

[cailin maith]

What, for seagulls?

No, (tsk!!) for budgies.....

[Cliphead]

No, (tsk!!) for budgies.....

Ahh, got ya. Never thought of that one, in flight or in a cage?

[RichardCranium]

No, (tsk!!) for budgies.....

Your mother killed a budgie - with malice aforethought - using a knitting needle?

[RichardCranium]

Fed some sodium metal to a seagull one time, spectacular results.

Fishing rod spike, fishing line, fish hooks, bits of bread ... on the lawn.

Amusement factor: 9/10