Confessions

[realityhack]

I also turned an entire room's worth of furniture and belongings upside-down - including all the posters and photos on the wall, bed, everything.

And 'cressed' somebody's bed.

And caused someone to wet the bed by placing their hand in a bowl of water - just to see if it would work.

And shaved somebody's eyebrow off.

And shaved a smiley face in someone's chest hair.

And swapped all the keys around on somebody's keyboard.

Thanks for this thread - I feel better now.

[tay]

CM is my girlfriend and she adores and loves me.

I treat her like crap but because I am hung like a rogue bull Elephant she always come back for more from the Tay.

[Lucy]

I threw half a bottle of bourbon at an ex's tv. It was interesting to watch the tube collapse.

[Churchill]

I once microwaved a hamster - but you knew that already.

I also once accidentally set fire to a cat.

And squashed a budgie.

Not at the same time.

So, that's how you lost the job at the pet shop.

[The Lone Gunman]

I have been wearing ladies underwear since th ewife found them in my car.

[DimPrawn]

I get the feeling you have a lot of ex's.....

[Lucy]

So, that's how you lost the job at the pet shop.

That is the funniest thing you've ever posted.

[beeker]

I threw half a bottle of bourbon at an ex's tv. It was interesting to watch the tube collapse.

you broke Xeno's tv when you found him nicking your eyeliner?!

[Churchill]

That is the funniest thing you've ever posted.

I prefer the ones about the gender confused CUK poster. But hey, I suppose it's funnier on the outside looking in.

you broke Xeno's tv when you found him nicking your eyeliner?!

Nope, it was when she found him cracking one off over the web cam.

Well at least the guy has admitted to being a w4nker now.

[PRC1964]

So, that's how you lost the job at the pet shop.

I assumed he was a chef at Heston Blumenthal's caff. It sounds like the starters.