Confessions

[Lucy]

you broke Xeno's tv when you found him nicking your eyeliner?!

No I threw the bottle at the television when I walked in on Adrian f ucking another woman.

[DimPrawn]

No I threw the bottle at the television when I walked in on Adrian f ucking another woman.

On television?

That is shocking.

[Churchill]

No I threw the bottle at the television when I walked in on Adrian f ucking another woman.

Why didn't you just emoliate him with the broken bottle?

[Lucy]

On television?

That is shocking.

No.

In the bedroom, on top of the bedclothes.

I saw them turned around, walked down the hall to the sitting room and picked up the first thing I saw.

[RichardCranium]

Well at least the guy has admitted to being a w4nker now.

Damn! Wish I'd said that!

[Lucy]

I assumed he was a chef at Heston Blumenthal's caff. It sounds like the starters.

[beeker]

No I threw the bottle at the television when I walked in on Adrian f ucking another woman.

ADRAIAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN (rocky)

Well sounds like you are better off without him! Least you get to give the bearded lady a poke in the nose on cam with Xeno!

result!

ps. hope you drank the bourbon first?

[NickFitz]

No I threw the bottle at the television when I walked in on Adrian f ucking another woman.

This is why you should knock first.

[Cliphead]

This is why you should knock first.

Or bring a cam

[Lucy]

This is why you should knock first.

FFS, are you sure you're not a teenager?