Confessions

[OwlHoot]

I've done that. Cuddled it too tight.

Aargh, my world's falling apart. I imagined Lucy looking like her avatar, a delicate soul. But now all that's gone, replaced by an ineradicable image of a shovel-handed giant, like Lennie in Steinbeck's novel Of Mice and Men

"George, I done a bad thing. Cuddled it too tight I guess"

P.S. Own up, who has that nude piccy of Lucy, and when will we be granted a peep?

[blacjac]

Clinically insane if you ask me - but she said the budgie was singing too loud...

Let me get this straight.
Your mother murdered your budgie witha knitting needle because it was singing too loud?

Report her to the RSPCA next time she pisses you off.

[daviejones]

CM is my girlfriend and she adores and loves me.

I treat her like crap but because I am hung like a rogue bull Elephant she always come back for more from the Tay.

This is confession time, not the fantasy thread

[Churchill]

If you want a real confession I once totalled a Gazelle but the AAC didn't know it was me that borrowed it so please keep it quiet.

Hmmmm, this I've got to hear.

I'd love a Gazelle, one of the guys at the flying club bought an army surplus one and had it re-built - It's fantastic.

[Churchill]

No, they not all things boys do. I could never face fishing - it always struck me as too cruel for words.

I've not pulled the legs or wings off anything either.

But there's is no way I will ever believe that little girls are any less cruel than little boys.

That's right mate! We kill things, they *just* break our hearts...

[Cliphead]

Hmmmm, this I've got to hear.

I'd love a Gazelle, one of the guys at the flying club bought an army surplus one and had it re-built - It's fantastic.

Gotta keep quiet about this one, it was a long time ago but I'd still be in deep doodah. Serves 'em right for parking it in my back garden and leaving it unattended.

Yeah, nice machine but got more hours on Scouts (cue comments).

Note to self: Don't post when pissed.

[Churchill]

Gotta keep quiet about this one, it was a long time ago but I'd still be in deep doodah. Serves 'em right for parking it in my back garden and leaving it unattended.

Yeah, nice machine but got more hours on Scouts (cue comments).

Note to self: Don't post when pissed.

Let me guess - you had "issues" with the fenestron?

[Cliphead]

Let me guess - you had "issues" with the fenestron?

It didn't have one when I was finished

[Bagpuss]

I've done that. Cuddled it too tight.

Are you really called Lenny?


Edit: I see someone else read Of Mice and Men

[Lucy]

Are you really called Lenny?


Edit: I see someone else read Of Mice and Men

FFS I was seven

Sometimes I really don't like you.