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The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
When I was a permie, I shaggd my bosses wife.
She was pretty ugly though, but it did make performance reviews more bearable knowing I had boned his missus.Comment
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I could never love you.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostThat's Ok loving me too much could be dangerous
If only your c-o-c-k was as big as your ego.Comment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostP.S. Own up, who has that nude piccy of Lucy, and when will we be granted a peep?
Trust me you wouldn't like it
Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Originally posted by Lucy View PostI could never love you.
If only your c-o-c-k was as big as your ego.
My ego is small, so it's a good job reallyThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Yet another delusion.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostMy ego is small, so it's a good job really
Do you drink a lot or something?Comment
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Not nearly often enoughOriginally posted by Lucy View PostYet another delusion.
Do you drink a lot or something?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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I drink a lot and am hung like a donkey, what's your point?"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Ah you see, you've got to treat it like a woman!!!Originally posted by Cliphead View PostIt didn't have one when I was finished
Put more boot in!Comment
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I'll stick to fixed wing, a bit more forgiving.Originally posted by Churchill View PostAh you see, you've got to treat it like a woman!!!
Put more boot in!Comment
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