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    #71
    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    FFS I was seven

    Sometimes I really don't like you.

    That's Ok loving me too much could be dangerous
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #72
      When I was a permie, I shaggd my bosses wife.
      She was pretty ugly though, but it did make performance reviews more bearable knowing I had boned his missus.

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        #73
        Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
        That's Ok loving me too much could be dangerous
        I could never love you.

        If only your c-o-c-k was as big as your ego.

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          #74
          Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
          P.S. Own up, who has that nude piccy of Lucy, and when will we be granted a peep?

          Trust me you wouldn't like it
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #75
            Originally posted by Lucy View Post
            I could never love you.

            If only your c-o-c-k was as big as your ego.

            My ego is small, so it's a good job really
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #76
              Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
              My ego is small, so it's a good job really
              Yet another delusion.

              Do you drink a lot or something?

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                #77
                Originally posted by Lucy View Post
                Yet another delusion.

                Do you drink a lot or something?
                Not nearly often enough
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #78
                  I drink a lot and am hung like a donkey, what's your point?
                  "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                    It didn't have one when I was finished
                    Ah you see, you've got to treat it like a woman!!!

                    Put more boot in!

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                      #80
                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      Ah you see, you've got to treat it like a woman!!!

                      Put more boot in!
                      I'll stick to fixed wing, a bit more forgiving.
                      Me, me, me...

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