1. Don't admit you wear ladies make up (not in public anyways).
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2. Don't stash your porn collection where you keep the lightbulbsComment
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Man who p1ss in the wind always get's his own backThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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check for bog roll BEFORE you sit down(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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I only need it in the toiletOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Toe nails clippings make excellent tooth picksRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Instead of wasting money on expensive designer glasses, simply stand closer to the object you wish to view.Comment
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2. Don't admit you're ginger. Its the internet and no-one need know."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Thomas JeffersonComment
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