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    #31
    10. Just because you see a guy jerking off on a webcam wearing eye makeup, don't go assuming he is gay.

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      #32
      Originally posted by Lucy View Post
      Nooooooo.

      These are life / CUK getting on tips, they are not technical, I am sure there is a thread here somewhere for that kind of this but this isn't it.

      I expect you as a homophobic ginger with the charm of a funnel-web will fit in very well in oz.
      ok, so you can troll and it's alright.. is that the scoop?

      Fair play, tis open season.

      Listen up ye fat git, did you start the thread? no, well... i shall post whatever tip I feel like posting! As long as I don't charm 'burds' like you i'll be sound as a pound.

      tata.

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        #33
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        10. Just because you see a guy jerking off on a webcam wearing eye makeup, don't go assuming he is gay.
        Or Bagpuss.

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          #34
          When someone posts a confession regarding web cams and self-pollution and people wonder who was on the other end, do not reply "Me..."!
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #35
            web cams and masturbation
            Oh no, don't tell me "Dirty Den" is at it again ?
            Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

            C.S. Lewis

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              #36
              Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
              Oh no, don't tell me "Dirty Den" is at it again ?
              post #234 - linky

              great minds think alike!

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