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  • beeker
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    Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
    Oh no, don't tell me "Dirty Den" is at it again ?
    post #234 - linky

    great minds think alike!

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  • Board Game Geek
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    web cams and masturbation
    Oh no, don't tell me "Dirty Den" is at it again ?

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  • RichardCranium
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    When someone posts a confession regarding web cams and self-pollution and people wonder who was on the other end, do not reply "Me..."!

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    10. Just because you see a guy jerking off on a webcam wearing eye makeup, don't go assuming he is gay.
    Or Bagpuss.

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  • beeker
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    Nooooooo.

    These are life / CUK getting on tips, they are not technical, I am sure there is a thread here somewhere for that kind of this but this isn't it.

    I expect you as a homophobic ginger with the charm of a funnel-web will fit in very well in oz.
    ok, so you can troll and it's alright.. is that the scoop?

    Fair play, tis open season.

    Listen up ye fat git, did you start the thread? no, well... i shall post whatever tip I feel like posting! As long as I don't charm 'burds' like you i'll be sound as a pound.

    tata.

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  • DimPrawn
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    10. Just because you see a guy jerking off on a webcam wearing eye makeup, don't go assuming he is gay.

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  • realityhack
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    9. Try not to punch anyone who utters the phrase 'going forward'.

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
    Wait.. he's Scottish... ginger.. and has a kilt?

    You are Russ Abbots C U Jimmy, and I claim my £5.
    NT

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  • TheBigYinJames
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    Originally posted by beeker View Post
    dont install Vista and expect every new gadget you own to work with it
    Wait.. he's Scottish... ginger.. and has a kilt?

    You are Russ Abbots C U Jimmy, and I claim my £5.

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by beeker View Post
    dont install Vista and expect every new gadget you own to work with it
    Nooooooo.

    These are life / CUK getting on tips, they are not technical, I am sure there is a thread here somewhere for that kind of this but this isn't it.

    I expect you as a homophobic ginger with the charm of a funnel-web will fit in very well in oz.

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  • beeker
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    dont install Vista and expect every new gadget you own to work with it

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
    Don't spew beer on your new 3000 EUR laptop on the first evening of using it.
    Don't spew beer on your new 3000 EUR laptop on the first day after the warranty runs out.

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  • beeker
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    WHS

    And don't be ginger and call people gay that aren't. It might take all afternoon, but the truth will out!

    only thing out this afternoon is you, george.

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    Don't spew beer on your new 3000 EUR laptop on the first evening of using it.

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  • beeker
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    Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
    2. Don't admit you're ginger. Its the internet and no-one need know.
    dont ginger bash and not expect some retalliation.

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