All contractors like billing clients for pooing time. What's the most you've ever been paid for a poo? To calculate multiply rate per minute * poo minutes.
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This thread stinksOriginally posted by sasguru View PostAll contractors like billing clients for pooing time. What's the most you've ever been paid for a poo? To calculate multiply rate per minute * poo minutes. -
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I am working for a small company at the moment in Altrincham, the unit constsist of, managers office, server room, testing room and my dev office.
plus a kitchen and a loo. If I dropped a log, it would empty the premises so I have taken to walking into Hale to the public library if I need to choke a darkie. Last week I was busting, I waddled down the 1.5 miles to Hale, with the turtles head and touching cloth, 30 mins of walking like John Wayne.
Fckkkk
library closed on a wednesday.
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Do as the truckers do, do it in someone's garden.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostFckkkk
library closed on a wednesday.
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Firstly, ace imagery. Secondly - where did you go?!!Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI am working for a small company at the moment in Altrincham, the unit constsist of, managers office, server room, testing room and my dev office.
plus a kitchen and a loo. If I dropped a log, it would empty the premises so I have taken to walking into Hale to the public library if I need to choke a darkie. Last week I was busting, I waddled down the 1.5 miles to Hale, with the turtles head and touching cloth, 30 mins of walking like John Wayne.
Fckkkk
library closed on a wednesday.

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Well I walked into a hotel as If I was a guest, found the restaurant, then the looOriginally posted by beeker View PostFirstly, ace imagery. Secondly - where did you go?!!
all the gardens were taken
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