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Oh yesOriginally posted by sasguru View PostNot bad that must have been very satisfying ...
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Cap'n JackOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI am working for a small company at the moment in Altrincham, the unit constsist of, managers office, server room, testing room and my dev office.
plus a kitchen and a loo. If I dropped a log, it would empty the premises so I have taken to walking into Hale to the public library if I need to choke a darkie. Last week I was busting, I waddled down the 1.5 miles to Hale, with the turtles head and touching cloth, 30 mins of walking like John Wayne.
Fckkkk
library closed on a wednesday.

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I didnt have a chance to check, I was too busy phoning the coast guardOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostBy which time I would imagine, according to Roger's Profanisaurus, "the first two inches were cold".
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By which time I would imagine, according to Roger's Profanisaurus, "the first two inches were cold".Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostWell I walked into a hotel as If I was a guest, found the restaurant, then the loo
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Well I walked into a hotel as If I was a guest, found the restaurant, then the looOriginally posted by beeker View PostFirstly, ace imagery. Secondly - where did you go?!!
all the gardens were taken
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Firstly, ace imagery. Secondly - where did you go?!!Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI am working for a small company at the moment in Altrincham, the unit constsist of, managers office, server room, testing room and my dev office.
plus a kitchen and a loo. If I dropped a log, it would empty the premises so I have taken to walking into Hale to the public library if I need to choke a darkie. Last week I was busting, I waddled down the 1.5 miles to Hale, with the turtles head and touching cloth, 30 mins of walking like John Wayne.
Fckkkk
library closed on a wednesday.

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Do as the truckers do, do it in someone's garden.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostFckkkk
library closed on a wednesday.

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I am working for a small company at the moment in Altrincham, the unit constsist of, managers office, server room, testing room and my dev office.
plus a kitchen and a loo. If I dropped a log, it would empty the premises so I have taken to walking into Hale to the public library if I need to choke a darkie. Last week I was busting, I waddled down the 1.5 miles to Hale, with the turtles head and touching cloth, 30 mins of walking like John Wayne.
Fckkkk
library closed on a wednesday.
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