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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Fckkkk library closed on a wednesday.
    Stoppit! More chest pains!

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  • voodooflux
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Not bad that must have been very satisfying ...
    Oh yes

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    15 mins, £37.50
    Not bad that must have been very satisfying ...

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I am working for a small company at the moment in Altrincham, the unit constsist of, managers office, server room, testing room and my dev office.

    plus a kitchen and a loo. If I dropped a log, it would empty the premises so I have taken to walking into Hale to the public library if I need to choke a darkie. Last week I was busting, I waddled down the 1.5 miles to Hale, with the turtles head and touching cloth, 30 mins of walking like John Wayne.

    Fckkkk library closed on a wednesday.

    Cap'n Jack

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    By which time I would imagine, according to Roger's Profanisaurus, "the first two inches were cold".
    I didnt have a chance to check, I was too busy phoning the coast guard



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  • voodooflux
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Well I walked into a hotel as If I was a guest, found the restaurant, then the loo
    By which time I would imagine, according to Roger's Profanisaurus, "the first two inches were cold".

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    All contractors like billing clients for pooing time. What's the most you've ever been paid for a poo? To calculate multiply rate per minute * poo minutes.
    Does it have to be a summer one or can it be a winter one?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by beeker View Post
    Firstly, ace imagery. Secondly - where did you go?!!
    Well I walked into a hotel as If I was a guest, found the restaurant, then the loo

    all the gardens were taken




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  • beeker
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I am working for a small company at the moment in Altrincham, the unit constsist of, managers office, server room, testing room and my dev office.

    plus a kitchen and a loo. If I dropped a log, it would empty the premises so I have taken to walking into Hale to the public library if I need to choke a darkie. Last week I was busting, I waddled down the 1.5 miles to Hale, with the turtles head and touching cloth, 30 mins of walking like John Wayne.

    Fckkkk library closed on a wednesday.


    Firstly, ace imagery. Secondly - where did you go?!!

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  • TheBigYinJames
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Fckkkk library closed on a wednesday.
    Do as the truckers do, do it in someone's garden.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    I am working for a small company at the moment in Altrincham, the unit constsist of, managers office, server room, testing room and my dev office.

    plus a kitchen and a loo. If I dropped a log, it would empty the premises so I have taken to walking into Hale to the public library if I need to choke a darkie. Last week I was busting, I waddled down the 1.5 miles to Hale, with the turtles head and touching cloth, 30 mins of walking like John Wayne.

    Fckkkk library closed on a wednesday.






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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    A crap thread even by CUK standards

    carp

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  • voodooflux
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    15 mins, £37.50

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  • Pondlife
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    A crap thread even by CUK standards

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  • scooby
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    23mins, £19.89

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