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    #11
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    All contractors like billing clients for pooing time. What's the most you've ever been paid for a poo? To calculate multiply rate per minute * poo minutes.
    Does it have to be a summer one or can it be a winter one?

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      #12
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      Well I walked into a hotel as If I was a guest, found the restaurant, then the loo
      By which time I would imagine, according to Roger's Profanisaurus, "the first two inches were cold".
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        #13
        Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
        By which time I would imagine, according to Roger's Profanisaurus, "the first two inches were cold".
        I didnt have a chance to check, I was too busy phoning the coast guard



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        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #14
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          I am working for a small company at the moment in Altrincham, the unit constsist of, managers office, server room, testing room and my dev office.

          plus a kitchen and a loo. If I dropped a log, it would empty the premises so I have taken to walking into Hale to the public library if I need to choke a darkie. Last week I was busting, I waddled down the 1.5 miles to Hale, with the turtles head and touching cloth, 30 mins of walking like John Wayne.

          Fckkkk library closed on a wednesday.

          Cap'n Jack
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #15
            Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
            15 mins, £37.50
            Not bad that must have been very satisfying ...
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #16
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              Not bad that must have been very satisfying ...
              Oh yes
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                #17
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                Fckkkk library closed on a wednesday.
                Stoppit! More chest pains!
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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