CUK Summer poo

[BrilloPad]

All contractors like billing clients for pooing time. What's the most you've ever been paid for a poo? To calculate multiply rate per minute * poo minutes.

Does it have to be a summer one or can it be a winter one?

[voodooflux]

Well I walked into a hotel as If I was a guest, found the restaurant, then the loo

By which time I would imagine, according to Roger's Profanisaurus, "the first two inches were cold".

[EternalOptimist]

By which time I would imagine, according to Roger's Profanisaurus, "the first two inches were cold".

I didnt have a chance to check, I was too busy phoning the coast guard

[sasguru]

I am working for a small company at the moment in Altrincham, the unit constsist of, managers office, server room, testing room and my dev office.

plus a kitchen and a loo. If I dropped a log, it would empty the premises so I have taken to walking into Hale to the public library if I need to choke a darkie. Last week I was busting, I waddled down the 1.5 miles to Hale, with the turtles head and touching cloth, 30 mins of walking like John Wayne.

Fckkkk library closed on a wednesday.

Cap'n Jack

[sasguru]

15 mins, £37.50

Not bad that must have been very satisfying ...

[voodooflux]

Not bad that must have been very satisfying ...

Oh yes

[RichardCranium]

Fckkkk library closed on a wednesday.

Stoppit! More chest pains!