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that or the kock tied back between the legs is convincingThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
Perhaps they both had a tug on camera...Originally posted by Bagpuss View Postthat or the noddy between the legs is convincingComment
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that plus the moob's. no wonder Xeno knocked a bolt out!Originally posted by Bagpuss View Postthat or the kock tied back between the legs is convincingComment
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Seems to work for you.Originally posted by Bagpuss View Postthat or the kock tied back between the legs is convincingComment
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I'd rather stick needles in my eyes... oh, hang on...Originally posted by DimPrawn View Posthttp://www.permanent-eye-enhancement.co.uk/
Busy mothers, sporty outdoor people, busy professionals and image conscious people are all good candidates for eyeliner enhancements created by the cosmetic tattoo procedure.
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Sorry , excuse me. My name is EO and I appeared to have drifted here into this thread from a parallel universe.
Excuse me, must go. Got to get back to CUK on a planet called Earth.
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"Sorry , excuse me. My name is EO and I appeared to have drifted here into this thread from a parallel universe.
Excuse me, must go. Got to get back to CUK on a planet called Earth."
... said the weird time-travelling CatWeazle ! Oh, the irony.
Off to Hexwood with you, begone!My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I've met Xenophon in person, and trust me there's no way he's gay.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostIt is ridiculous to me now. Why do ginger people keep insisting I'm gay? Plenty of people on here have met me in person!!!

(Or if he is, none of us guys at the last Christmas do were his type
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