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Wearing makeup just to attract women sounds a bit feeble, are you sure there isn't another reason?Comment
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I got off with 1 at the last do and have held a jerk off on cam with another (i.e. she at her place on cam and me at mine - both broadcasting obviously).Originally posted by snaw View PostHow many of them have you shagged?Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Where is Sally Anne these days?Originally posted by Xenophon View PostI got off with 1 at the last do and have held a jerk off on cam with another (i.e. she at her place on cam and me at mine - both broadcasting obviously).The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Grrr. FFS. It is hardly make-up!! A touch of eyeliner. Get used to it.Originally posted by Cliphead View PostWearing makeup just to attract women sounds a bit feeble, are you sure there isn't another reason?Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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I've changed my mind, I'm not going to the CUK meet. I have no desire to see a man in eyeliner chug one off.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostI got off with 1 at the last do and have held a jerk off on cam with another (i.e. she at her place on cam and me at mine - both broadcasting obviously).Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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This is all rather sad!!!
"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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hi Dirty Den - hows tricks?!Originally posted by Xenophon View PostI got off with 1 at the last do and have held a jerk off on cam with another (i.e. she at her place on cam and me at mine - both broadcasting obviously).Comment
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Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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